Assassin’s Creed II saw me witnessing the death of one of the greatest inventors in history. And I did not one single thing to prevent it.
My singular memory from the first Assassin’s Creed.
Running as far into the pitch black woods as you dare while your sparkler quickly burns away. Always remember to account for the run back!
I once saved a child’s life. She ran in between an automatic door and a hand rail like a little bean head. I held the door in place while her mom yelled at her to move. The child looked up at me with horror in her eyes, like I was the one about to squish her.
Whatevs. Real heroes don’t need to be thanked.
Ever seen Radio Flyer? Well it’s really good at making you think your pops might be out to get you.
Red Dead Redemption was a great game. I got really into it. I bet I could have been a pretty good cowboy too.
Had a brief period of time where I had some pretty silly dreams. I’d wake up and put them down into Paint, immortalizing them in the process. This first one was of a heavily armored knight in a dying wheat field, surrounded by giant stone statues. It was very ominous feeling.
Here is one where I was a werewolf in a disco outfit. I fought vampires in my old elementary school. It was rad.
I attended the local Northern Virginia video game event Tourneyocalypse back in 2012. We were all supposed to have a talent that we brought for a talent show. Here’s what I brought.
Quite possibly the single best depiction of Die Hard EVER.
